Ludicom

This a forum game in which you make up a reason why the above user is banned.

For Example:
Poster C: You are banned for lieking smugleafs!
Poster D: You are banned for using a Dunsparce in your sig!
Poster E: You are banned for throwing a tomato at me!

And the chain continues.

You are banned for creating this thread! Am I serious? Who knows, I may be.  >:D

(It's scary when the admin herself actually posts here!)

You're banned for creating Ludicom!

You are banned for banning banners or bannedness

You are banned for improper grammar! GASP you're right JCB xD

You're banned for not posting enough  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You are banned for using far too many smileys.

You're banned for using one of the most annoying Pokemon in Black and White as your avatar.

Your banned for agreeing with me that Hydreigon/Sazandora is incredibly annoying

You are banned for not liking Hydreigon/Sazandora  >:D

You are banned for not thinking the truth of that Latios outclassed Hydreigon in meta

You are banned for liking teh uberz only.

You are banned for not being Uber enough

You are banned for not changing your avi to a Gen 5 animated sprite.

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/nevaseen/ban.png)

You are banned for making JCB pee his pants

Oh my, nice one Kloud xD


You are banned for stating the obvious xD

You're banned for not having control over your bladder.

u r banned for not liking curry

You are banning for implying that he doesn't like curry.

You are banned for not changing your name to BOSS LOOM!

You are banned for not being street yo

You are banned for creating pokemon without Arceus' consent.

You are banned due to the fact that your karma was Smited  :D

You are banned for smiting my karma. xD

You are banned for false accusing. Innocent :'( until proven guilty. 

You are banned for believing in a fair justice system xD

You are banned for spelling justice with a J.

You are banned for questioning your position as Kloud's minion.

You are banned for incorrect signature!  ;)

You are banned for not having a kitten signature!

I ban myself for losing to Yugi.

Bump  :)

You are banned for summoning 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons in one turn!

You are banned for posting miju pr0nz  ;D

You are banned for banning Miju pr0nz.

You are banned for being addicted to miju pr0nz

You are banned for accusing me of being addicted to miju pr0nz.

You are banned for having a Bowser avatar during the Official Anti-Bowser week.

Cordially,
RosimInc

You are banned for not having an avatar during avatar week. :D

You are banned for not using a smiley in every post.

You are banned for dancing.

you are banned for not dancing

Youre banned for having legendaries on your signature. XD

you are banned for making mean comments on other peoples stuff :P

You are banned for having under 100 posts.

You are banned for using Espeon as your avi.

Banned for not realizing my avi is refresh based now, and changes with each refresh.  :P

You are banned for including Espeon in your avi slideshow.

You are banned for having the word "Osama" in your name.

You are banned for using the wolf from minecraft in Avi.

You are banned for hypnotizing turtles and controlling them.

You are banned for not having a breakdancing cat as your avi.

You are banned for not having Stewie as your avi. :P

You are banned for having less than 7 internets.

You are banned for stating a false fact.

Banned for IMPLYING a FALSE fact.

You are banned for having less than, or equal to 7 internets.

You are banned for having a Dragonair in your Avi.

You are banned for no longer being a Jolly Traveler.  :D

You are banned for enslaving dragons.

You are banned from copyright of Nyan Cat.

You are banned for having a username with an explosion-reference.

Banned for banning names with explosion reference.

Banned for having 8 internets

You are banned for being the evil brother of Steel.

banned for having nooby Lance in your avatar :P

You are banned for being crushed by Lance in the Champion battle.

You are banned for not knowing that my Abomasnow crushed Lance and his hacked dragons ;D

You are banned for using Abomasnow in Gen 1.

You are banned for that it wasnt gen 1, it was hgss (gen 4)

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j162/popemobile_photos/GIFS/k4bbxl.gif)

You are banned for turning everyone on Ludicom into Mijuwana addicts.

You are banned for becoming a Mijuwana addict yourself

You are banned for having wild mijuwana parties with Officer Jenny's so we don't get arrested.

You are banned for being a dragon master and not showing me any pictures of you riding a dragon.

You are banned for not realizing the epicness of my dragon is too great to be shown in a simple sig, and that I'm flying on a Salamence right now  ;D

Banned for flying at a high altitude without proper equipment. *coughhighaltitudelowairpressurelessoxygencough*

You are banned for posting with the * symbol.

You are banned for not writing with blue text.

You are Banned for not writing in Blue Text.

You are banned for writing in blue text.

You're banned for being banned earlier.

((Hey dude, do you remember the Pokemon Battle Game that Jcb made on PPN?))

(Mhm)

You are banned for banning someone that has already been banned when you are banned yourself.

(Good Times, I tried to revive it here but couldn't find it on PPN so I don't have the rules to post either)

You are banned for saying banned too much.

YOU ARE BANNED FOR NOT WRITING IN ALL CAPS.

Banned for writing in Caps.

Banned for banning someone.

Banned for not having an image in your signature.

Banned for having an Image in your avi.

Banned for using my signature to ban me.

Banned for being a Jolly Traveler.

Banned for being a Hero

You are banned for having less than 3 smileys in your last post.

((Pffff-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAAAAAH!!!! +1 for you avi, that is awesome!!))

You are banned for having less than 3 smileys in your last post. :) :) :)

You are banned for not having an image in your sig.

You are banned for changing your name.

You are banned for changing yours.

(Is your name Richie?)

(Yeah, it is)

You are banned for asking what my name was. n_n

You are banned because I said so

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3519/5797328624_9c5787b563_b.jpg)

 >:D

Banned for having a really thin body.

Banned for banning someone for their physique.

You are banned for having posted the 100th post in this thread.

You are banned for not making me a sammich

Banned for wanted a sammich.

banned for not knowing the cake is a lie.

^ Banned for being Kloud's minion.

^ Banned for being Kloud's evil apprentice.

Banned for liking Breloom

Banned for not being a mijuwana stoner like the rest of us.

Banned for banning so many people.

banned for ingesting too much mijuwana

Banned for being the Mijuwana I apparently ingested.

You are banned for abusing the Haxorus gijinka

You are banned for confusing me with portals.

your banned for making bellsprout a rapper and growlithe a dj

You are banned for not having an avatar.

you are banned for noticing i dont have an avatar
btw i have it just doesn;t work for some reason

You are banned for not knowing that you dont use the [img][x/img] tags on your avi.

i know that how do you think i have a sig
btw your banned....... because i ran out of ideas to ban you

You are banned for not being as smexy as I am

You are banned for constantly flaunting your smexiness.

You are banned for recognising my smexieness (oh noez that's a good thing you shouldn't be banned for that =OOOO )

You're banned for banning someone for a compliment

You're banned for banning me :P

your banned cause you dont know how to dougie

You are banned for not spelling you're correctly

your banned cause you noticed that

you're banned because you still do it anyway xD

You're banned, just like that.

your banned because Kloud destroyed the site by banning everybody
btw mijuwana check your messages i need to ask you something

Banned because- well, look.
(Again)

you're banned cause its the will of GOD!!!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
this time its right

You're banned for getting it right!

You're banned for writing in text that is illegible unless you quote it.

You're banned for not writing in green text
(Lawlz)

This.

(Sorry?)

You're banned for not banning me.

I used your own banning against you.

You are banned for not comprehending the coolness of the "This" statement.

You are banned for being a dude

You're banned for ... uh...face!

You are banned for making this face  ;D so long and getting it stuck that way.

You're banned for not warning me about making that face so long.

You are banned fo shizzle

You're banned for taking "experiences".

You are banned for changing your sig.

You're banned for noticing my new sig.

(I made it because there was a censor that censored the word "Hack" so Imageshack sigs got messed up.)

(What censor?)

You are banned for getting the 150th post in this thread.

You are banned for having a humping Bellsprout as your avatar. XD

You are banned for being so attracted to said image.

you are banned cause your not using a rapping bellsprout and a dj growlithe in your sig to their full potential

You are banned for not respecting the Bellsprout.

You are banned for respecting the Bellsprout

your banned cause i got a dancing gir

You are banned for making at least 3 grammatical mistakes in your last post.

you are banned for noticing

You are banned for fixing them.

You're banned for being cool.

You are banned for stating the obvious  O0

You're banned for using the afro smiley

You're banned for lol

(I don't know, I'm bored and tired.)

You are b to the a to the n to the n e d

You're banned for spelling out banned.

You are banned for banning someone for spelling out banned.

you're banned for being obvious

You are banned for banning me.

your banned cause my ninja kitty beat your nyan cat

You're banned for having a "Kittay".

You're banned for being red not blue

(Sorry I looked up at my sig and remembered, his name is Douche X3)

You're banned for speaking of his old name. =3

Your banned for modifying your ban!

you're banned for using an exclamation point

You're banned for having a face.

you're banned for using the letter "F"

You're banned for responding to my ban

You're banned for posting ten minutes and 6 seconds after me

You're banned for knowing the exact amount of time between the posts.

You're banned for saying exactly what I thought you would say

You're banned for having Raichu in your name.

You're banned for capitalizing raichu

your banned cause you banned him for capitalizing Raichu

You're banned for having a second gen pokemon in your first gen team

your banned cause now its a third gen

You're banned because you used "cause"

You're banned for not ending your sentence in a "period".

You're banned for not being banned yet

You are banned for using the letter "b" three times.

You're banned for counting

You are banned for not counting.

You're banned for using almost the exact same thing

You are banned for using the letter "Z" more then 36 times in your post.

You're banned for saying the wrong number

You are banned for not lieking Munchlax  ;D ;D ;D

You are banned for suddenly spamming this Munchlax around. >:D

You are therefore banned for not appreciating all my Munchlax love. <3

You're banned for banning someone because of munchlax

You're banned for banning someone for banning someone for banning someone over Munchlax.

(It's all about Snorlax over here on Mt Silver.)

You are banned for having the 200th post in this thread.

You're banned for noticing.

(I think I remember getting the 150th too.)

You're banned for remembering getting the 150th post

You're banned for noticing that I remembered.

((Ehh!? Another mysterious Karma Point?--Remember, this note is irrelevant to anything.))

You're banned for using for using the letter i

(Contradiction Time!!)
You Banned yourself Brotato.

You're banned for seeing that

You're banned for letting me see that.

u r baned 4 hving propr grammarz

You're banned for using a number.

You're banned for banning him

You're banned, nuff sed.

You are banned for with a pokeball.

You're banned for changing the "L" in your name!

(Cool)

You are banned for not having a picture of your snorlax in your sig, Red.  :D

(And I'm standing against it, I'd rather say that Revenge is Ice Cream.)

You're banned for implying that I should have a Snorlax in my sig.

You're banned for talking about first gen pokemon

You're banned for retiring...

YOU ARE BANNED FOR NOT WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

You're banned for using caps lock

YOU ARE BANNED FOR ASSUMING I AM USING THE CAPS LOCK WHEN REALLY I AM USING THE SHIFT KEY.

You're banned for having a post with nineteen words

you are banned cause i have a pet kangaroo

You're banned for not making sense

You're banned for making sense.

You're banned for doing the opposite of what I said

You are banned for not being smexy enough

you're banned for being a lombre legend

You're banned for not capitalizing the "Y" in You're.

You're banned because I said you're banned

You're banned for using an overused ban.

you're banned for knowing that it's overused

You are banned good fellow verily

You are banned for flaunting your smexiness everywhere.

you're banned cause you're not smexier then Mijuwana

You are banned for not having a Munchlax in your sig.

You're banned for liking munchlax too much

You are banned for liking Raichu too much.

You're banned for liking Bellsprout too much.

You're banned for following my lead

You're banned for unjustly banning me.

You are banned for not performing up to standards soldier! Get in line!

(http://www.smfforfree.com/gallery/ludicom/0/40_08_07_11_12_42_46.jpeg)

Banned for using a screen shot.

You are banned because you need to drop and give more twenty more... hup!

Banned for being my superior officer.

*drops*

You're banned for having a pikachu in your sig

Banned for not dropping and giving me one hundred!

You're banned for telling random people to do push ups.

You are banned for placing yourself at a higher rank than the Sarge.

You are banned for not knowing that Sarge is the highest rank and that noone else's rank is high enough to even comprehend the awesome power of my rank's existence

You're banned for having 14 karma

You're banned for posting in all caps.

You're banned for banning someone for something they didn't do.

You are banned for not returning your name to Bomb for the Sarge theme.

You are banned for knowing I start awesome themes, like mijuwana and now the army things =D

And you are banned for creating such a wierd theme, and not making one centralizing around Munchlax & Snorlax.

You're banned for contradicting yourself, as your theme doesn't include Snorlax.

Touche'

You are banned for not having a Garbodor on your Black and White team.

You're banned for having a garbodor on your black and white team

^ Banned for having exactly 100 posts.

You're banned because you didn't falcon punch any one

You're banned because this is my last post for the next three days and I have no better way to use it

You are banned for doing enough push ups!  Now drop and give me twenty!

You are banned for not embracing your new name, Steve.

You are banned for having been annoying by changing my username with power abuse >.>

You are banned for starting huge wars.

You are banned for not knowing I didn't start the war, I'm just going to finish it and defend this country from evil! *salute*

You're both banned because this is silly bickering. xD

Let's see... uh... um... You're banned for... uh... not giving me a good reason to ban you!

you're banned for banning the Admin, or rather one of them

You are banned for not capitalizing the beginning of your sentence, nor ending it with a period.

You're banned for banning someone for there own mistakes.

You are banned for not being a hoe xD

your banned cause i say so

You're banned because of how obvious that is

You're banned cause you have an awesome signature.

You're banned for using "cause" instead of because

your banned for careing

you're banned for misspelling caring

You are banned for being smexy ;D

You are banning for banning me for banning myself

You're banned for confusing me

Banned for being confused.

You're banned because you forgot You're in your sentence

You're banned for using big (and purple) text.

You're banned because I couldn't read all of that

You are banned because you didn't sit there and read my whole post as it moved slowly.

Your banned for trying to make him read that.

You're banned for making a mistake in your post

You are banned for not having a Garbodor in your sig.

Your banned for making me ban you for having a Garbodor in your sig, and Contradict Myself.

You're banned because I ran out of Tootsie Rolls.

You are banned for your only attack being Splash.

You're banned for hating on Magikarp

 _W_
0o c >E

Magikarp Fail :P

You are banned for not hating on Magikarp

You're banned for contradicting me in front of the children, now that's good parenting! XD

You're banned for having children with Ian.

=O xD

You're banned for not taking responsibility and leaving Ian with the children, and now I have to help him.

You're banned because you think Kloud had kids

You mean, "You're banned because you think i have kids. XD

You're banned for... Smiley Face!

You're both banned for being confusing. xD

You're banned for being confused by our conversation! n_o

"You're banned because........ Narwhals swim in the ocean, not a lake.

You're banned because everything's composed of matter.

You are banned for being a Michelle Bachman supporter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisxgSdajJM

Your banned just cause!

You are banned for being left out of the fridge for hours and spoiling.

You are banned because you are not voting for Trump as President of the U.S.

You're banned for wanted the world to be "fired" and razed by flames of hatred.

You're banned because you were the first to be fired.

You're banned because you have a Blastoise!

You're banned because Blastoise beats Charizard any day.

You're banned because Solarbeam/Solar Power Charizard owns Blastoise!

You're banned because Blastoise with a Water Plate and the move Hydro Cannon own Charizard

You're banned because even though Blastoise has the type advantage, Charizard will still own him any day, any time, anywhere!!!!!

You're banned for spreading lies!

You're banned for accusing sweet, lovable me of lying.

You are banned for being bored to hell.

You're banned for playing the "You're banned!" game. -w-

You're banned for being meta with that sentence xD

Meta?

Anyways, You're banned because... This guy is dumb! *points to random bystander*

You're banned for calling me a guy!

You're banned for accusing sweet, lovable me of calling you a male!

You're banned for stealing stuff from the other member's lunches, again! xD

You're banned for accusing sweet, lovable me of theft. XD

(What do you mean!? Again!?)

You are banned for breathing.

You're banned for joining me in breathing.

You are banned for having the 333rd post

You're banned because Pandas are endangered!

You are banned because you single-handedly caused Pandas to become endangered.

You're banned because you care about pandas being endangered

You're banned because... because, I have no more reasons to ban you.

You are banned for not thinking up a reason to ban me xD

You're banned because I found a reason to ban you.

You are banned for being alive.

You are banned for having a ghetto Bellsprout in your sig.

You're banned for making fun of ghetto Bellsprouts

You're banned for not being online to hear me ban you.

You are banned for not being a female.

You're banned for implying me to cross-dress. xD

You are banned for making think you are Miku by your avi XD

You're banned for thinking that I were Miku.

Your banned for pretending to be Miku.

You're banned for using Your instead of You're and also for being a refreshing drink

You are banned for writing the 350th post in this game.

Your banned for noticing that.

You're banned for being good with cookies.

Your banned for drinking me.

You're banned because I misspellled on of my words

You're banned for having an L. in your name.

(What does the L. stand for?)

(Lan, a derp.)

You're banned for not having a L. in your name

You are banned for being an alien.

"You're banned because I abducted you.

How could I have known that again?

Anyways, you're banned for abducting someone.

Your banned cause I said so.

You are banned because tepigs can't fly.

You're banned for successfully stating a Pokemon pun.

You are banned because it's the cool thing to do

You're banned for stealing Aryeh's account and raeping him behind the curtain!!!

You are banned for accusing me of stealing his account and raeping him (even though I did both things)

You're banned for stopping to ban me when you could be raeping Aryeh! X3

You are banned for banning me when I could be raeping

You're banned because Aryeh doesn't like you.

YOU ARE BANNED COS YOU ARE WRONG >.>

You're banned because you know I'm right

No >.< you are banned because noooo

You're banned for having your feelings hurt.
*pat head*
There there.

You are banned because you didn't realise you just touched a girl on the head
and you will likely faint in 3....2....1.. yup

You're banned for making me realize this.
*faints*

You are banned for fainting lol

You're banned for making me faint.

You are banned for making me make you faint

Touche Leaf. Touche.

You're banned for failing at making Aryeh jealous.

You are banned for not knowing I succeeded in making him jealous, he was jealous but then he burned me with Combusken :/
but yes touché xP

You're banned for letting it backfire, literally.

You are banned for stealing my puns

You're banned for not claiming copyrights!!

You are banned for not knowing I did claim copyright, I also claimed a trademark and patent :P

Your banned cause this guy  O0 hates you.

You are banned because he doesnt, he actually thinks I'm awesome and we are bromies

You are banned for changing your name again.

You're banned because... IMMA F***IN' DRAGONITE!!!

You're banned for swearing

You're banned for censoring me!
(I censored it)

You're banned because you censored yourself

You're banned because... I can't think of any dumb reasons to ban you.

You are banned because Chandelure is watching you...

You're banned because Chandelure is watching everyone!!!!

You are banned for trapping me in an endless loop of reading.

Your banned if you read this post.

>:D

FUUUUUU-!

You're banned for banning me in the future. :o

You are banned for having less karma than me.

Your banned for having a bellsprout in your sig.

You are banned for having legendary pokemon in your sig.

Your banned for Rapping.

You are banned for not having a name, avi, or sig.

Your banned for having all of the above.

You are banned for having no karma.

Your banned for making me sad. :'(

You are banned for "mysteriously" getting 7 karma points.

Your banned for giving me a question to ask.

How did I get karma? lol

I gave you the karma  ;)

You are banned for not realizing I was the one who gave you the karma.

thx

Your banned cause I'm an admin abusing my power!

You are banned for using your instead of you're.

Your banned for repeating a reason for banning someone.

You are banned because I'm lactose intolerant.

Your banned for trying to drink me.

You are banned for resisting to be drank.

You are banned because you are a cannibal.

You are banned because I ate you too!  >:D

Your banned for not eating Crispy.

You are banned for suggesting I eat something rotten and diseased like Crispy.

Your banned for not taking one for the team.

You're banned because no one would take that for anyone

You are banned for eating lunch with dinosaurs.

You're banned for not eating a giant egg

Your banned for cause this guy is awesome!  8)

You are banned because I just drank you with Cheerios.

Your banned for not adding sugar.

You are banned for not knowing that I did add sugar and a banana.

Your banned for stealing my banana.

You are banned for not realizing that your banana was stolen by Caboose and not me.

Your banned for pinning the blame on someone else.

You're banned because it really was me! mwuhahahahah

Your banned for making me a liar.

You're banned because you were already a liar

You're Banned because you're wrong.

You're banned because its legal to ban you

Your banned for being a Liar.

You're banned because I am not a liar. I just don't tell the truth

Your banned for not making sense.

You're banned because me no speaky english

Your banned cause it's December 21 2012 and you die.

You're banned because I'm Chuck Norris' son so i can't die.

Your banned for being Chuck Norris.

You're banned for insulting Chuck Norris

You are banned for having 3 images in your sig.

Your banned for Shits and giggles.

You are banned for claiming to have No Name Available, when you do give one in your custom title, Milky13

You're banned for not being sad for Bakura when he dies

Your banned for having my fave legendary trio in your sig.

That's right!

You're banned because my spirit pokemon is Magikarp Regirock

Your banned cause I feel really bad for you. lol

You're banned for showing pity. Now YOU DIE!

Your banned for killing me

You're banned for being a zombie. DIE ZOMBIE

Your banned because I already banned you.

You're banned for breaking the laws of video games and becoming a zombie twice

You are banned for getting eaten by zombie Milky.

Your banned for making me eat Caboose.

You're banned because Agent Washington saves me.

Your banned for giving me another meal.

You're banned for banning a person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned another person, who banned the OP.

You're banned for being off for so long

Your banned because you expected us to read that.

You're banned for banning the wrong person, especially when I banned him already

Your banned cause it didn't tell me someone else posted before I posted.

You are banned because you did not end your last post with 13 of these smilies:
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Your banned cause these smilies are better:

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

You are banned for not realizing that the afros are better.
 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

Your banned cause the afro guy is to awesome for your post.

You are banned because you play pokemon.

Your banned for being a hypocrite.

You're banned for being a NAZI!

You are banned for not having a Bellsprout theme.

You're banned because Bellsprout stinks!

Your banned because Caboose is lactose intolerant.

You're banned for telling me what I am

You are banned for having a sig that is way too big (but seriously, remove one of them or put them on one line)

Your banned for having Mudkip in your sig,

you are banned because.my. reason to ban you is unavailable

Your banned for joking about a semi-normal name.

You are banned because you are an axe murderer and you want to abduct Aryeh and fondle his smexiness.

*Hides Axe and picture of Aryeh*

I have no idea what you're talkin about.

You're banned because you are spreading lies about me.

Your banned for hiding that axe.

You are banned for being his accomplice and supplying him with smexy pics of Aryeh.

Your banned for lying

You're banned because you got killed by Agent Tex

You are banned for setting up your accomplice to get killed.

You're banned for doubting the skills of Agent Tex. Now Caroline is with her, and so is North and South.


You're screwed my friend

You're banned for having a user name that rhymes with Goose.

Your banned cause I don't know who Agent Tex is.

If you watch season 9 of Red vs.Blue, She is a Freelancer.

You're banned for banning me when someone else banned me

Your banned for banning the wrong person.

You are banned for banning the person who banned the wrong person.

Your banned for Hugging turtles.

You're banned for not spreading the love!

You are banned for having post 493, the number of our lord Arceus.

You're banned because Arceus is nothing compared to Mewtwo.

You banned because Arceus turned to its Dark type form and completely pwned Mewtwo with Dark Judgment.

Your banned for being new.

You're banned for not loving turtles. =P

You're banned because I love Turtles too!

Your banned cause I kinda like turtles too.

You are banned for having the 500th post in this game.

Ou'reyay annedbay orfay otnay peakingsay niay igpay atinlay.

You're banned for speaking in gibberish.

You are banned for not being able to read and translate gibberish to English.

You are banned for not living in the country of Gibber where Gibberish comes from.

You're banned for knowing about the biggest military secret in the world

You are banned for knowing that the secret even exists! *puts Caboose into witness protection*

You're banned cause I'm able to read minds and now know the military secret.

You're banned for not being able to read PIG LATIN!!!

You are banned for knowing that Japan loses

You are banned for not having a creative username.

Your banned for calling terra not creative.

You're banned for not being available..

You are banned because i found out a girl who I was gonna ask out today told me she was a lesbian.


-______________-

Weird, today a girl was flirting with me but I'm gay lol...

You're banned for not knowing she was already a lesbian.

You're banned cause I can't think of a reason to ban you.

She told me today.

You are banned for assuming I knew

You're banned, I win, you lose, end of story.

You're banned because your argument is invalid since I lost before it starteD

You are banned for changing your username.

You are banned for not having a Weepinbell theme.

You're banned for not having a Breloom theme!

You are banned for not ending your post with the word the.

You're banned for ending your post with a period, not the

You're banned. No explanation needed

You are banned for not adding tor- to the beginning of your username.

You are banned fo shizzle

You are banned for being a person

You are banned for your avatar's lack of pants.

You're banned for obvious reasons...

You are banned for vague reasons.

You're banned for reasons unknown to you, but you kind of get the message, but you're still unsure, so you walk up to a random bystander and ask, "Why'm I banned!?" The person turns around and responds with, "Vague reasons I guess..." You halt yourself then think, I'm banned? Why?.
While you ponder the reason behind your punishment, a girl walks up to you and says, "Look inside yourself and you'll find the answer." She smiled then took off.
You think about what she just said, then you feel something edging at your stomach, you get a panicked look on your face, then notice it's literally on your abdomen, you reach into your shirt and reveal a small piece of paper that reads: "You're Banned! xD"

Holy shit.

You are banned because.....shut up

Why thank you! xD

You're banned for reading my story of, "You're banned!?"

You're banned for improper lack of capitalization in the title of a story.

You're banned for noticing such a quaint and minor flaw in my last post.

You're banned for not being on for a month

You're banned for letting me be gone for a month.

(Dude! Bro! Brotato! You gotzta finish your post in the rp! xD)

You're banned because i have no control over your life

(Which one?)

You're banned because there is a Pikachu amongst us... WEARING PANTS!!!!

(Pokemon.)

You're banned for dissing the pants.

You're banned because of this little play with me and you.

Me: Hey Richie.

You: What?

e: I just pickpocketed you and you didn't know it.

You: But I don't have any money in my wallet.

Me:EXACTLY!

(No shit which one)


damn.


You're banned because I dont know you

You're banned for accusing me of dissing those radical pants!

(I don't even have a wallet in general... -_-")
(Wtf? What other one could I be implying!? I mean ALWY...)

You're banned for stealing all of the nothing inside of my nothing.

You are banned because noone likes you (jk xD )

You're banned because you know you love me! xD

You are banned because i just found the ban hammer

You are banned for not using the ban screwdriver.

You're Banned because I just bought the Ban Hardware Store.

You are banned because I bought the ban software store.

You art banned cuz i just found the ban banner

You're banned because I am the God of Banning.

You are banned because i don't believe you

YOU ARE BANNED BECAUSE RT4YP5;[I E-RYMI5M=-T3497

You are banned cuz i dont speak Portugese

Your banned because you just lost the game.

You're banned for making me and Richie yell DAMN!

You are banned because the game is not over until Revelation 21:21

You're banned for using a bible reference to ban someone.

You are banned for posting in the You are Banned Game Thread

You're banned because you banned yourself.

You're banned because..... SHUT UP!

Youre banned for reasons that can't be explained to you

You are banned for not ending your sentence with a period.

You're banned because radioactive chickens like to do the rumba on a dragon's laundry hamper.

You are banned for using a period!

You are banned for using an exclamation point.

You're banned for...

...not stating a ban reason.

You're banned for not banning anyone.

You are banned for not having an image in your signature.

You're banned for not bumping this game.

You are banned for not bumping this yourself earlier. :D

Your banned for profanity in your sigs rapping

You're banned cause of you're sig has a... DUN DUN DUN DUN, A Pokemon in it. O.O

You're banned because your sing's not available.

you're banned because I am He-Man!

Your banned for threatening to hug

You're banned for being Vincent Valentine and not having Death Penalty.

You're banned for being addicted to Minecraft.

You're for obvious reasons.

Your banned for not specifying the reasons,

You're banned for not noticing that I didn't say "Banned" in my last post. xD

Your banned for telling me that and making feel oblivious.

You're banned for saying "Your". xD

You're banned because I want a narwhal

You're banned for threatening to hug me.

You're banned because you're in my way when I need to let off Steam.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNED

F*** you, I could care less about your steam.
There's no need to bring that here, do it somewhere else.
Now, watch me be the calm one here.

You're banned for reasons unknown to the world.

You know, sometimes you need to be really angry for five seconds somewhere where it doesn't matter so you don't get pissed off elsewhere. You're banned for not realizing this.

It's okay, I was wrong, I was the villain here. I shouldn've tried to be happy, I know it was wrong, sorry for being so wrong that you had to explain how wrong I was whilst reducing my self-esteem to shit. You're a real friend.

You're banned for reducing me to shit...

You're banned for overeading the situation and making it look like I was trying to do such a thing, when all I was trying to do was defend myself in a moment when, at least from my perspective, you were trying to make me look like the prick you apparently think I was simultaneously trying to make you look like.

You're banned for being such a good friend...

You're banned for being a sarcastic d*ck today.

You're banned for accusing me of being a dick when you did this me.

You are banned for being the boy in your sig who dropped his ice cream.

You are banns for being a bellsprout.

Your banned for having a ponie in your avi.

You are banned for misspelling "pony".

Your banned for pointing out my mistake.

You are banned because you are a mortal

You are banned for being immortal.

Your banned for being a poet.

You are banned for having no available information.

You're banned because I Can

You're banned cause I got banned.

You are banned because YOU DISOBEYED THE LAWS OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're banned because I got three older neices

You're banned! Wanna know why!? ... I'm not sure why.

You're banned for not saying hi to your brother/son whatever i was on PPN o.o xD xp i know i was something but my ripe old age of 58 is causing memory loss x.x

Your banned because..... Wait your 58?

Indeed i am friend ;3...no take 58 subtract 13 divide that number by 3 and you shall get my age :p. Always good to incoroprate math into your life :D

You are banned for being 15.

your banned for being 13 :p

You are banned for being wrong.

Yeah ik im wrong about everything ┼_┼ but your banned for not supporting the Unicorns For America fund D:

You are banned for being wrong again.

you are banned for lying :p

You are as well.

You are banned for lying about lying and also lying about me supposedly lying so good day.

You are banned for not making much sense.

You are banned for not having the mental capacity to understand my logic my friend :p

You are banned for claiming your logic is above that of others.

You are banned for stating statements that were never published or thought of by me

You are banned for being a dead taco.

I ban you for being 12!

I banish you for being cursed

You are banned for not ending your post with this smiley  >:D

You are banished for not wearing an eskamo hat.

You are banned for wearing a Teletubbie costume!

No, I'm wearing an Eskimo hat. See?
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You are banned for lying!

You are banned for taking off the Teletubbie costume and for concealing evidence!  ;D

I just had an argument in class today about the teletubbies. I hate them, my friend wanted to piss me off by loving them, so YOU ARE BANNES FOR LYING.

xD

You are also banned for wearing Barney slippers!

I WANT TO KILL THAT DEAMON.
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YOU ARE BANISHED FOR MENTIONING THE PURPLE DEAMON.

You're for using caps lock.

You're banned for not using any form of the word "ban"

You are banned for wearing Elmo gloves.

You are banned for wanting to make love to Justin Bieber.

You are banned because... Well I don't know why you're banned

You are banned. Why? F**k you! That's why!

Your banned because shut up

You're banned for using "your" and not "you're" XD

You're banned for using the word F**k  :P

You're banned for not wanting to be the best, like no-one ever was.

You're banned because chimchars aren't red, they're orange

your banned for knowing what color he is

you're banned because of this *Holds up sign that says screw you*

your banned for the fact that u are banned

You're banned because... you know what, Screw this *Shoots self in head*

You are banned for evolving your Pikachu, which is against the rules in Pokemon Yellow.

Really? You can't?

You're banned because Raichu is awesome.

The starter Pikachu was programmed to reject the Thunderstone in Yellow like in the anime.

You are banned for not knowing that.

More specifically, any Pikachu with you as it's OT with the same ID will reject them, even if you hack the game to make one show up.

You're banned for not being specific.

You're banned for revealing this.

your banned because i said...there and pikachu is cooler then riachu but riachuslash is cool

YOur banned because apparently everyone dislikes you and thinks of you as a troll.

And I'm a Part Pikachu, Part Zekrom, Part Sandslash, Part Snorunt epicness.

You're banned for adding Snorunt to your equation.

I don't dislike him, I just got annoyed when he made a topic about what is green in Comp. Battling. Dx

You're banned because *gets Marik Ishtar voice* the fate of the world depends on Yugi!

You're banned because Dylan can do an almost exact Marik vice. :o

You are banned because I won't make any of you a damn sammich.

Awesomeness.

You're banned because Sleifer the Executive producer demands it.

YOu're banned because Sleifer sounds a lot like Seifer and Seifer's an ass.

And yeah, it's exactly like LK.

You're banned for being hit with my cardboard keyblade.

You're banned for making a bad keyblade

You are banned for not making a keyblade.

Your banned for being a monkey that is superior to other monkeys.

You are banned for being reply #666

You're banned for making a video game item in real life.

You're banned for not saying "keyblade"

You're banned for banning someone

You are banned for liking trains... *gets hit by train*

You're banned for making a references to an old video/

You are banished for using a / instead of .

You're banned because I have Superior skills in Assassin's Creed which has nothing to do with anything. And I have Rocket Powered Fists

You are banned for hiding in my closet!

You're point?

You are banned for not hiding in my closet

Youre banned for assimilating me!

You're banned because Jessie and James are to smart

You're banned for thinking that!

You're banned for assuiming I think

You're banned for assuming that I assumed that you think.

You're banned for being a very clever girl.

You're banned for not letting me watch Soul Surfer in peace.

You're banned for not telling me. You're free to go.

Meh... The movie sucks... You're banned for letting me go!

Im sorry. You're banned for wanting to stay.

You're banned fo- HOLYSHITWHERESASHARK.

SHARRK! Where!

You're banned for making me scared.

It was in the movie. XD

You're banned for believing me!

Oh thank god.

You're banned for making me think there was a shark.

You're banned f-
(http://consilience.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/great20white20shark202.jpg)

SHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLKKKMMMKKKKK!

You're banned for finding bigger Jaws.

You're banned for comedic purposes.

It's not funny!

You're banned for frightening me.

You're banned because I have no money to buy you a gift. Which is a bomb.

You're banned for asking what our first mission is!

I did no such thing.

You're banned for accusing me of such.

You're banned for forgetting the RP topic!

*Gives Evil Eye*

I never forget an rp topic. You're banned for saying so.

You're banned for using mean look.

You're banned for referencing Pokemon on a Pokemon Forum.

You're banned for being drawn as a pony by me.

You're banned for drawing a pony.

You are banned for not having an image in your sig.

You're banned for being a dark angel
You're banned for having an awesome picture in your sig.

You're banned for not knowing that that picture is a chugga reference.

You're banned for being racist against Dark Angels! That hurts you know! WE'RE NOT ALL EVIL!!! :'(

You're banned for not saying his full youtube username "Chuggaaconroy".

You're banned for not being a Seraphim.

You are banned for breaking the rules.

You're banned for following the rules.

Of course I know it's a Chuggaa reference! I'm not an idiot!
You're banned for using a Mawile!

You're banned for using Feraligatr.

You're banned for being banned!

You're banned because I feel evil right now.

You're banned because I am also feeling evil.

Muhahahahaha

You guys are banned for Richie feeling Evil right now.

You're banned for calling me Richie instead of Bomb. xD

You're banned for tackling me!

You're banned for hugging me

You're banned for being loved. :O

You're banned for being a "Fooly fool". XD

You're banned for being Fooly Cooly. :X

You're banned fo- *Tackles*

You're banned for making me do this! *bite!*

You're banned for not watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with me! ;-;

Aw~ I love that movie. T-T

You're banned for watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory without me.

She said Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. SHe's talking about that gawd awful remake.

You're banned for stating the obvious. The remake sucks. >:U

You're banned for not pointing out that I didn't ban anyone.

Youre banned for noticing!

You're banned because of this. FALCON!

I thought they were both the same title. .+.

You're banned for speaking.

*backflip* Nice effort though.
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You're banne for Valentine's Day Falcon's sake.

You're banned because I recently gained a reason to celebrate Valentine's Day, making your point invalid.

You're banned for not noticing I said "banne"

You're banned for making me notice things! Also this. *tackle*

*attempts to backflip out of the way... Fails miserably* Ngh!
You're banned for being too tackle-y! (I kid. It's entertaining. :3)

You're banned for being such a tackle target. x3

You're banned for a reason which is beyond our understanding

You're banned for having a kidney.

You're banned for being grounded! Now go to your room! (XD)

Your banned because your too young to ground anyone.

You're banned for being my sister's age. XD

Your point? You saying I'm old. Just because I have a couple gray hairs doesn't mean I'm old. :'(.

You're banned for not being my protegè.

It's "protégé"
You're banned for misspelling that!

You're banned cause I don't care

You're banned for hugs.

You're banned for being one of my friends.
There's a new law, Richie's friends go to jail. :U

You're banned for being awesome. Your punishment is no hugs.

D;

You're banned for punishing me after banning me. Overkill! Dx You don't get any hugs ever!

You're all banned unless you vote Kinfin for President.

Your ban is now over. *hugs*
*votes*
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Youre banned for running for president against Daikrai.

Max is running form president? Since when?

You're banned for making me aware of competition.

His state of the union speech. XD
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You're banned for saying "form" and not "for"

You're banned for lying.

Watch the Mario party before Ryan joins! There's a "Dai's state of the union" speech!
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YOU'RE banned for lying!

No, I mean for the for v form thing. YOu're banned for not understanding.

Read the post again.
You're banned for not paying attention!

You're banned for voting!

You're banned for... uh... Face!

You're banned for unoriginality. :3

You're banned for being able to get out of a duct tape gag. :U

It's called "I WAS BORED"
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You're banned for hugs. *hugs*

You're banned because my favorite teacher got fired today  :(

You're banned because IT'S LATE.

You are banned for making a comment with the word "LATE" in your sentence.

You're banned for using the same word.

You're banned for banning me on banning you for using that word.

You're banned for repetitiveness.

You are banned for hugging.

You're banned for making me sick. ;-;

You're banned for being sick. Dx

You're banned for having Chandelure in your sig D<

You're banned for being my master Miku.

You are banned for imitating a Yu-Gi-Oh character

You're banned for apparently being one of the people on this forum who legally owns me. *Fashions collar on self* :U
I should be ashamed, but I'm not. :V

You're banned for being Miku's pet. :3

You're banned for having the greatest Custom Title! x3

It's true!
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You're banned for being my hug person of choice. *hugs*

He's not the only one. He's a herp-derp and I'm a faggot-chan

You're banned for hugging.

And I'm a nothing! /_^
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How is that illegal?
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You're banned for now showing your real face. XD

You're banned for burning everything, illegal, but great.  ;)

You're banned for having five quotes in your signature.

You are benned for not having a Bellsprout, Weepinbell, or Victreebel in your sig.

You're banned for having a blowjob machine in your signature.

You're banned for pickin' on Justin's Blowjob machine.

You're banned for Zorua being so f**king cute!

You're banned for there being a- and I quote, "Want great sex?" ad right before I posted this. .-. I'm scared of these ads.

Need a hug?
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You're banned for unexplained reasons.

You are banned for not saying the word SHIRSH!!  ;D

You're banned for having a lower post count than me!