Message #60826

[Korbis]

 One Day, Franklin put Lamar Davis in a helicopter bound for Albuquerque, New Canada. But all of a sudden ninjas attacked the demon watermelons inhabiting the city of Dallas. And Elvis was the only one who could pull the sword from the stone to smite Lamar and save Miku from his Ninjas. Knowing this, Lamar called upon his four lieutenants: Trevor, Mr. White, Ludicolo, and Obama. Trevor was a psychotic espresso who don't need no man.  Mr. White was a lazy hippy with a jazzy theme song, Ludicolo was just dancing to Mirror B's theme while Obama started to write the worst health care plan ever. New Canada partied with free health care, which made Elvis cry. Meanwhile a banana was mugging Franklin, but Afroman stopped him just in time to spread the truth of the DMV to the Banana.  But sadly, Elvis was turning the DMV into a Burger King.  This pleased Lamar because