Message #63179

[Zohaib]

One Day, Franklin put Lamar Davis in a helicopter bound for Albuquerque, New Canada. But all of a sudden ninjas attacked the demon watermelons inhabiting the city of Dallas. And Elvis was the only one who could pull the sword from the stone to smite Lamar and save Miku from his Ninjas. Knowing this, Lamar called upon his four lieutenants: Trevor, Mr. White, Ludicolo, and Obama. Trevor was a psychotic espresso who don't need no man.  Mr. White was a lazy hippy with a jazzy theme song, Ludicolo was just dancing to Mirror B's theme while Obama started to write the worst health care plan ever. New Canada partied with free health care, which made Elvis cry. Meanwhile a banana was mugging Franklin, but Afroman stopped him just in time to spread the truth of the DMV to the Banana.  But sadly, Elvis was turning the DMV into a Burger King.  This pleased Lamar because he really like mozzarella sticks there. They made for great undead food. Lamar than logged on his Lifeinvader account to hack the US Government and manipulate the stock market to make a fortune in selling wigs.  Meanwhile, Mr. White was cooking tons and tons of waffles! Tasty waffles! With lots of syrup. His secret crystal blue waffles contained dry berries; beautiful Pokemon loved them.  Ludicolo decided to blow up some jet fighters with his extraordinarily sexy female grape.  Obama expressed great disgust of the lewd grape, so he ordered his Robot Mayans to enlist the service of all of North America's wine vineyards to Canada's oceans.