"How the fuck do you add!" - My friend Nick studying for our math exam
"Is it weird that I don't actually think of Asian people as people. Like if I were to walk down the street and see a white guy, than pulling out my dick would be weird but if they were Asian than I really wouldn't think anything of it"- Same guy
"I want to get a tattoo of a waffle on the back of my hand, because if I get something meaningful to me, I don't know it might not mean anything to me in a few years, but a waffle! See I will always love a waffle. I think I might get some maple syrup on the back of the other hand, you know, so it's like I'm pouring syrup on the waffle" - Nick again, he has a tendency to say a lot of outrageous shit
"Mitchell, why the fuck are you listening to reggae" - Me
