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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2014, 08:43:39 am » |
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That's... Disgusting. x.x As someone who's spent plenty of time around corpses herself, I can say that if it's even possible, it'd be extremely unlikely. My gut says that it doesn't happen, though (ofc there's probably like one freak instance, but I've never heard of it happening). However corpses do get stiff after a certain amount of time passes, so... xD
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2014, 02:00:32 pm » |
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That's... Disgusting. x.x
As someone who's spent plenty of time around corpses herself, I can say that if it's even possible, it'd be extremely unlikely. My gut says that it doesn't happen, though (ofc there's probably like one freak instance, but I've never heard of it happening). However corpses do get stiff after a certain amount of time passes, so... xD
It's very possible to have sex with corpses, though it brings a new meaning to the term dead fish...
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2014, 04:56:37 pm » |
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The short answer is yes. Postmortem Erections, or 'Angel Lust' is very common when men pass facing down or while standing, or when the death is traumatic, such as during war battles, or in this case, strangulation. The latter-most of which is surprisingly commonly accompanied with a postmortem ejaculation. Though this all happened very shortly after death. So to answer your question, yes, corpses can ejaculate... a few seconds after becoming corpses.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 03:14:36 am » |
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The short answer is yes. Postmortem Erections, or 'Angel Lust' is very common when men pass facing down or while standing, or when the death is traumatic, such as during war battles, or in this case, strangulation. The latter-most of which is surprisingly commonly accompanied with a postmortem ejaculation. Though this all happened very shortly after death. So to answer your question, yes, corpses can ejaculate... a few seconds after becoming corpses.
I mean like what if you gave a relatively fresh male corpse a handjob? Would that make the corpse cum? Like, at least dead for a whole minute
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2014, 06:59:17 am » |
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I mean like what if you gave a relatively fresh male corpse a handjob? Would that make the corpse cum?
Like, at least dead for a whole minute
He says most likely not. The erection and ejaculation are usually the result of the traumatic death (ie; strangulation) and as such, what's happening to the body after death with regards to stimulation has little to do with the whole process. To quote Kinny directly- "necropheliacs dont do it for the corpse's pleasure". The article he learned this from is... Just WTF Miku xD This whole thing strikes me as rather macabre. I've gotta ask... Why exactly are you asking about this? Just curious. xD
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2014, 08:09:54 am » |
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Why exactly are you asking about this? Just curious. xD
Maybe I'm into that sh it Just once can't hurt, right? *creepy smile* hue hue hue hue Kloud I'm gonna be digging up your grave.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2014, 08:13:11 am » |
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Maybe I'm into that sh it Just once can't hurt, right? *creepy smile* hue hue hue hue Kloud I'm gonna be digging up your grave. Maybe it's kinda like Pringles- once you pop you can't stop? D; Oh lord I'm awful xD Is it wrong that when I saw you say that, it made me laugh? I'm planning on being cremated, when the time comes, so... All that did was make me snort lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2014, 08:25:08 am » |
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Maybe it's kinda like Pringles- once you pop you can't stop? D;
Oh lord I'm awful xD
Is it wrong that when I saw you say that, it made me laugh? I'm planning on being cremated, when the time comes, so... All that did was make me snort lol
1. We have a similar taste in humor, yay~ 2. I'm going to get your ashes and rub it over my body in a sexually intimate way also lol at the pringles joke XD
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2014, 01:19:29 pm » |
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1. We have a similar taste in humor, yay~
2. I'm going to get your ashes and rub it over my body in a sexually intimate way
also lol at the pringles joke XD
It's no surprise I have a sick sense of humor if you know me. Hey, if it turns you on. Just be careful- I'm sure that could give you some sort of infection or pH imbalance downstairs. But seriously, all this thread has done is disturb me when I think about all the dead bodies I've been around. xD One time, when I was working at a nursing home, it was a blizzard outside and the morgue wasn't able to come and get the body until morning (I was working a night shift). I was a nurse at the time, and I had one nursing assistant with me for the shift. She was scared of the body (the morgue usually is able to pick it up within an hour). Led to an interesting and funny shift for me due to her freaking out neigh but constantly.
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2014, 01:41:03 pm » |
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It's no surprise I have a sick sense of humor if you know me. Hey, if it turns you on. Just be careful- I'm sure that could give you some sort of infection or pH imbalance downstairs. But seriously, all this thread has done is disturb me when I think about all the dead bodies I've been around. xD One time, when I was working at a nursing home, it was a blizzard outside and the morgue wasn't able to come and get the body until morning (I was working a night shift). I was a nurse at the time, and I had one nursing assistant with me for the shift. She was scared of the body (the morgue usually is able to pick it up within an hour). Led to an interesting and funny shift for me due to her freaking out neigh but constantly. Did you move it around the office and put it in chairs or behind the closet doors and wait for her to it?
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2014, 03:49:55 pm » |
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It's no surprise I have a sick sense of humor if you know me. Hey, if it turns you on. Just be careful- I'm sure that could give you some sort of infection or pH imbalance downstairs. But seriously, all this thread has done is disturb me when I think about all the dead bodies I've been around. xD One time, when I was working at a nursing home, it was a blizzard outside and the morgue wasn't able to come and get the body until morning (I was working a night shift). I was a nurse at the time, and I had one nursing assistant with me for the shift. She was scared of the body (the morgue usually is able to pick it up within an hour). Led to an interesting and funny shift for me due to her freaking out neigh but constantly. Did you do the bucket over the door trick but with the body instead?
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2014, 06:58:35 am » |
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Did you move it around the office and put it in chairs or behind the closet doors and wait for her to it?
LOL XD
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2014, 10:20:20 am » |
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Did you do the bucket over the door trick but with the body instead?
It's a dead body. How would I have kept it above the door? xD Did you move it around the office and put it in chairs or behind the closet doors and wait for her to it?
Nah, she was spooked enough being trapped in the facility with a corpse. I think if I'd have moved it she'd have lost her mind, had a heart attack and quit her job right then xD Usually when I deal with bodies, my contact with them is limited to confirming the death (ensuring that whoever it was is indeed dead before anything else), and doing checks on it every few while we wait for the morgue. The aides have to clean and prep the body for the morgue. Needless to say, I ended up cleaning and prepping that body.
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2014, 12:50:28 pm » |
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It's a dead body. How would I have kept it above the door? xD
Very carefully. Duh
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