Ok I'm going to answer this as
Marik Ishtar from yugioh
Have you...
[X] Gotten a phone taken away at school - Yes but it's not like it mattered, there wasn't any phone signal in an underground tomb in Egypt.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum - Yes but the gum was the flavour of vengeance!
[X] Gotten caught cheating on a test - Yeah cheating on tests is no biggy, it's cheating at card games that's a bad thing
[X] Kissed someone before - The Fangirls forced me to answer this one
Total so far: 4
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times - Yes because I had turned into my evil alter ego and killed everybody
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times - Homework is for foolish fools!
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late - I was too busy playing card games and brainwashing people
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it - It's not like I was learning anything trapped underground away from civilisation!
[X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class - Oh yes that was a funny day ahahaha, I ahahahaa... sorry I can't stop laughing
Total so far: 9
[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school - Yeah when evil alter ego Melvin came out and stabbed my father to death with the Millenium Rod, or sent him to the Shadow Realm as 4kids put it.
[X] Text people during class - Does a psychopath carving egyptian prophecies into back count because I think it should
[X] Passed notes - Yes, it was to get people to change their name to Steve so that I may make them my mind slaves!
[X] Threw stuff across the room - My trading card holograms made big explosions which throw stuff across the room. Don't ask me about anime hologram physics
[X] Laughed at the teacher - I laugh at everything because I have an evil laugh MWAHAHAHA
Total so far: 14
[X] Took pictures during school hours - Yes it was a picture of Mega Ultra Chicken
[X] Called someone during school hours - Well I don't anyone since I lived in a EFFing tomb, but Melvin counts even though he lives in my head.
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours - The TombPod is very catchy.
Total so far: 17
[X] Threw something at the teacher - Yes, I destroyed them
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission - Ishizu took me outside to the outside world once and I pretended to ride a motorbike
and I read some yaoi[X] Broke the dress code - Have you seen my midriff! No dress codes can handle the power of my midriff!
[X] Failed a class - Since I lived underground for the majority of my childhood, it's not hard to figure out that I failed everything. But I can control peoples minds so no biggy
[X] Ate food during class - According to my nemesis the pharoah, yugios are yugilicious
Total so far: 22
[X] Gotten a call from school - Yes it was my insane father who taught me about ancient egyptian rubbish so of course he called me
[X] Been called the worst student - Well since I'm the only student, I'm pretty much the worst by default
[X] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly - THEY MADE ME WATCH LIVE ACTION DISNEY MOVIES! AHHHH
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school - Yes my Millenium Rod, which then took over their minds
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking - This is a given pretty much.
Total so far: 27
ahhh something is happening to me!!!
Ahahaha I live... I am Melvin, the evil side of Marik. Well it seems Marik has been taking a quiz, let's answer the final few questions myself..
[X] Faked your parents signature - Yes, I fake a lot of signitures to get into places...and
killhug them
[X] Slept in class - Yes unfortunately I sleep until Odion faints and I can be released from Marik's mind and kill everyone
[X] Cursed at your teacher behind their back - Ahaha I cursed them with the evil of a shadow game, destroying their soul for eternity!
[X] Copied homework - Yes I stole homework from someone I
murdered hugged
[X] Got in trouble with the principal / vice principal / dean - I get in a lot of trouble, but that's because I have a chainsaw... no further comments
[X] Thrown food in the lunch room - Yes and it was food of death!
Total so far: 33
It's time to go... Marik can check the scores...
Oh hello I'm back, It seems I finished this quiz, let's find out the scores and take over the world!
Multiply total by 3 - 99
How much of your teenage life have you screwed up?
hmmmm 99 eh, well that's understandable I LIVED IN A TOMB FOR RA'S SAKE!! NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR I SHALL THRUST MY ROD AT YOU! MWAHAHAHA