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271  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 07, 2011, 10:14:01 pm
She will use her browser, visit a site, fill out the obvious fake "YOU WON" ads and then get a virus. You will then be blamed and have to pay for her to take her comp to GeekSquad and get told she can't save it and needs a new computer where she will then get a 5k computer. Don't do it man. Also, what mag said.
Computers don't cost 5K. I could get a decent everyday computer for $400.
Maybe he has no choice or his mom will be mad. :3

As for my dad and grandpa, my dad is my dad so... yeah, and my grandpa is so awesome that it doesn't really matter if I teach him over 9000 times. XD
Yep. No choice and she's paying.
272  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 07, 2011, 09:57:25 pm
It doesn't matter.
She WILL blame you even for the littlest thing.
Even if SHE goes somewhere you never taught her, the blame will be on you for not teaching her and thus keeping her from messing it even if she would have forgotten in any case.
Well, we have an agreement that I will only teach her the basic stuff. If she goes beyond that, I'm not going to teach her stuff beyond that, and if she effs up her computer because she messed with stuff she doesn't know or isn't supposed to, it's not my fault anymore.
273  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 07, 2011, 09:42:55 pm
It's impossible.
I tried with many people and they're always too dumb and you end up doing everything yourself and they never remember anything.
I told my dad and grandfather stuff over 9000 times and they still don't get it.
Many adults these days are like that when it comes to computers. I hope she ain't one of them because I would hate it if she calls my mom saying that I didn't teach her anything.
Two things, what OS and you would be better off just leaving her with the number of a local mom and pop computer place than trying to teach her how to computer. And write EVERYTHING down in simple and easy steps and make copies. oh, btw if she has a problem after you touch her comp, I guarantee she will blame you for it and you will get in big trouble so I would back out right now if I were you.
I'm only teaching her simple stuff like Word, Excel, Internet browsing, and other basic stuff. I'm not going to teach her stuff like messing with the registry, repartitioning, startup config, and other stuff that might mess her PC up. Plus, she's paying me, so I'll try my best not to mess up.
274  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 07, 2011, 09:24:28 pm
So, on Sunday, my mom's going to bring me to her friend's house to teach her friend how to use a computer. Can you give me tips on how to explain something clearly to other people, because whenever I try explaining something to someone, they still don't get what I'm saying.
275  Pokemon Discussion / General / Re: Let's All Play...? on: April 07, 2011, 09:10:06 pm
I'm going to get Black this weekend, so I choose Black.
276  Pokemon Discussion / Generation 5 / Re: Post Pokemon Pictures (Gen V exclusive edition!) on: April 07, 2011, 03:25:23 pm
277  General / Social / Re: The Music Thread on: April 06, 2011, 10:46:50 pm
Who likes Rebecca Black here?
278  General / In Character / Re: The War Begins - Pokémon Chosen of the Legends - Day 1 on: April 06, 2011, 10:37:14 pm
"We're landing at Sinnoh International Airport in Jubilife City, Sinnoh in a few minutes. Please fasten your seatbelt, put your trays up, and turn off all electronic devices. Thank you." First Officer Carl announced.

"Another successful flight" The Captain said to Carl.
"I agree" said Carl.
"Keep this up and I'm sure you'll get promoted to Senior First Officer in no time" said the Captain.
"Only time will tell" said Carl.

The plane touches down the runway. First Officer Carl announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, Unova Airlines Flight 352 has arrived at Sinnoh International Airport. Please keep your seatbelts fastened as we taxi to the gate. On behalf of the captain, the flight crew, and Unova Airlines, thank you for choosing Unova Airlines."

The plane arrived at the gate. All passengers exit the plane with a smile on their faces. After all the passengers have exited the plane, Carl and the Captain exits, while the flight attendants clean up.

Carl went through the airport security and to the waiting area to board the same plane, not as a First Officer, but as a passenger, back to Unova. While Carl was waiting at the gate, he spotted a familiar face - Champion Cynthia of Sinnoh. Carl asked "What are you doing here, Champion Cynthia? Shouldn't you be at the Pokémon League right now?"
"Oh, I'm going to Unova to take a break and visit my friends there." said Cynthia.
"How about the Pokemon League?" asked Carl.
"During the past few months, challengers were a rare sight in the Pokémon League. I don't know why, so I might as well take a break, than to bore myself waiting for them." answered Cynthia.

The gate officers announced that passengers may now board the aircraft. Carl and Cynthia stood up and went to the gate to board the plane.
279  General / Social / Re: World Records on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:40 pm

Most expensive computer mouse:
$24 180 - Made out of 18 carat white gold. Set with 59 individual diamonds.
280  General / Forum Games / Re: The "Throw Something at the Person Above You" Game! on: April 06, 2011, 04:01:45 pm
*Throws a taco and chokes*
281  General / Social / Re: The "How much did you screw your teenage life?" Meme on: April 06, 2011, 03:57:37 pm
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
[X] Kissed someone before
Total so far: 2

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 2

[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 4

[X] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 2

[] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during class
Total so far: 2

[X] Gotten a call from school
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 3

[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at your teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal / vice principal / dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 5


This year, I've only done my homework 5 times.  Cheesy
282  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 05, 2011, 10:25:49 pm
Really bad and can only get worse.
Life is harsh DUDE!

I'm so happy right now that if my happiness is a food, I would be able to end world hunger.
283  Site Information / Site Discussion / Re: A Few Things on: April 05, 2011, 10:13:35 pm
We could always use to mask the url, for example,, or, once this community gets affiliates, we could put a Paypal Donate link where people can donate to maintain this site (You may also help yourself with the donation money, Kloud. xD)
284  General / Social / Re: Thread Of Topiclessness [Current Era: RAGE OF THE FIRELANDS!] on: April 05, 2011, 10:06:43 pm
Hey you.
oh hai thar
How's life?
285  General / Social / World Records on: April 05, 2011, 09:32:31 pm
Title pretty much explains everything. Post a world record here. It could be largest, smallest, fastest - as long as he/she/it holds a world record. You could also post pictures. I'll start off.

Largest Airliner:
Airbus A380

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