Computers don't cost 5K. I could get a decent everyday computer for $400.Yep. No choice and she's paying.

Well, we have an agreement that I will only teach her the basic stuff. If she goes beyond that, I'm not going to teach her stuff beyond that, and if she effs up her computer because she messed with stuff she doesn't know or isn't supposed to, it's not my fault anymore.

Many adults these days are like that when it comes to computers. I hope she ain't one of them because I would hate it if she calls my mom saying that I didn't teach her anything.I'm only teaching her simple stuff like Word, Excel, Internet browsing, and other basic stuff. I'm not going to teach her stuff like messing with the registry, repartitioning, startup config, and other stuff that might mess her PC up. Plus, she's paying me, so I'll try my best not to mess up.
 

So, on Sunday, my mom's going to bring me to her friend's house to teach her friend how to use a computer. Can you give me tips on how to explain something clearly to other people, because whenever I try explaining something to someone, they still don't get what I'm saying.

I'm going to get Black this weekend, so I choose Black.

Who likes Rebecca Black here?

"We're landing at Sinnoh International Airport in Jubilife City, Sinnoh in a few minutes. Please fasten your seatbelt, put your trays up, and turn off all electronic devices. Thank you." First Officer Carl announced.

"Another successful flight" The Captain said to Carl.
"I agree" said Carl.
"Keep this up and I'm sure you'll get promoted to Senior First Officer in no time" said the Captain.
"Only time will tell" said Carl.

The plane touches down the runway. First Officer Carl announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, Unova Airlines Flight 352 has arrived at Sinnoh International Airport. Please keep your seatbelts fastened as we taxi to the gate. On behalf of the captain, the flight crew, and Unova Airlines, thank you for choosing Unova Airlines."

The plane arrived at the gate. All passengers exit the plane with a smile on their faces. After all the passengers have exited the plane, Carl and the Captain exits, while the flight attendants clean up.

Carl went through the airport security and to the waiting area to board the same plane, not as a First Officer, but as a passenger, back to Unova. While Carl was waiting at the gate, he spotted a familiar face - Champion Cynthia of Sinnoh. Carl asked "What are you doing here, Champion Cynthia? Shouldn't you be at the Pokémon League right now?"
"Oh, I'm going to Unova to take a break and visit my friends there." said Cynthia.
"How about the Pokemon League?" asked Carl.
"During the past few months, challengers were a rare sight in the Pokémon League. I don't know why, so I might as well take a break, than to bore myself waiting for them." answered Cynthia.

The gate officers announced that passengers may now board the aircraft. Carl and Cynthia stood up and went to the gate to board the plane.

WTF XD

Most expensive computer mouse:
$24 180 - Made out of 18 carat white gold. Set with 59 individual diamonds.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Search/Details/Most-expensive-computer-mouse/64994.htm

*Throws a taco and chokes*

[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
[X] Kissed someone before
Total so far: 2

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 2

[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 4

[X] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 2

[] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during class
Total so far: 2

[X] Gotten a call from school
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 3

[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at your teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal / vice principal / dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 5

60%

This year, I've only done my homework 5 times. 

Why?

I'm so happy right now that if my happiness is a food, I would be able to end world hunger.

We could always use dot.tk to mask the url, for example, www.ludicom.tk, or, once this community gets affiliates, we could put a Paypal Donate link where people can donate to maintain this site (You may also help yourself with the donation money, Kloud. xD)

How's life?

Title pretty much explains everything. Post a world record here. It could be largest, smallest, fastest - as long as he/she/it holds a world record. You could also post pictures. I'll start off.

Largest Airliner:
Airbus A380