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« on: November 07, 2013, 03:09:20 pm »

https://www.change.org/petitions/hyrule-castle-deport-ganondorf-from-hyrule-he-s-clearly-a-villain

Hyrule Castle: Deport Ganondorf from Hyrule, he's clearly a villain
My friend Link went to the future and Ganon had taken over the land to bring it to an era of darkness with the Triforce.  Meanwhile in the present, Ganon is in your castle pretending to be an ally.  However he is actually very evil so he should probably be deported back to the Gerudo Valley before his actions cause a bunch of alternate timelines or something.  Look at his face, he's clearly a bad guy.  If you are wondering about the credibility of Link's story about time travel, here this out: he had an ocarina.  That's some legit stuff right there.
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My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose. It can only be called fate... That here, I would again gather the three with the crests... That I should lay my hand on that which grants the wishes of the beholder... That when power, wisdom, and courage come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down... The power of the gods... The Triforce! He who touches it will have whatever he desires granted!
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 03:12:41 pm »

Personally, I think Ganondorf is a pretty legit guy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 04:21:48 pm »

Personally, I think Ganondorf is a pretty legit guy.
Don't fall for his promises of Gerudo women!
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 07:33:44 pm »

Isn't he dead? Stabbed in the head in Wind Waker?
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 07:35:11 pm »

Isn't he dead? Stabbed in the head in Wind Waker?
He's been stabbed in the head like 6 times now
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 07:38:47 pm »

He's been stabbed in the head like 6 times now
You don't recover from being turned to stone and having the Master Sword, The Blade of Evil's Bane, left in your hypothalamus.
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 07:41:44 pm »

My petition is in the child timeline Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 07:43:26 pm »

You don't recover from being turned to stone and having the Master Sword, The Blade of Evil's Bane, left in your hypothalamus.
Well, Link and Zelda recover from dying of old age all the time and they recover just fine (well, except for those times where they turned into ghosts...)
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 07:44:21 pm »

My petition is in the child timeline Tongue
Wind Waker is the Child Timeline, isn't it? The alternate future where Link went to Termina, and so Gannon went unopposed and flooded the world.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 07:45:54 pm »

Wind Waker is the Child Timeline, isn't it? The alternate future where Link went to Termina, and so Gannon went unopposed and flooded the world.
Wind Waker was adult timeline.

In the child timeline, Ganon took the realm of the sages that he was imprisoned in, and corrupted it to become the twilight realm, which is what Twilight Princess is about.
(At least, something along those lines.)
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8:33 PM - LIBERTY PRIME: they renamed it china in 2010 tho
8:33 PM - LIBERTY PRIME: after it got a vasectomey, it lost the d
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 07:48:16 pm »

Wind Waker was adult timeline.

In the child timeline, Ganon took the realm of the sages that he was imprisoned in, and corrupted it to become the twilight realm, which is what Twilight Princess is about.
(At least, something along those lines.)

I thought that that was the other way around. It would make sense since being sealed by sages in the realm of the sages would be something that happened after being defeated by the hero.

And isn't there a third timeline where Link doesn't leave for Termina and grows up naturally and becomes the hero?
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 07:54:47 pm »

I thought that that was the other way around. It would make sense since being sealed by sages in the realm of the sages would be something that happened after being defeated by the hero.

And isn't there a third timeline where Link doesn't leave for Termina and grows up naturally and becomes the hero?
The third timeline is a what-if scenario where Link died in the final battle with Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time.

I like to sort it like this:

Timeline 1 (Failure):
Post-Apoc

Timeline 2 (Child):
Depressing and Dark

Timeline 3 (Adult):
OCEAN ADVENTURE!  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 08:32:39 pm »

Oh, yeah, that's right. That stupid official nintendo chart timeline official nintendo. I had worked up a perfectly logical timeline before that abomination came out.
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 08:58:16 pm »

Oh, yeah, that's right. That stupid official nintendo chart timeline official nintendo. I had worked up a perfectly logical timeline before that abomination came out.
Well, to be fair, the opening for Wind Waker describes exactly the ending of OOT, before link went back to the child timeline.  Which strongly hints that it takes place in the adult timeline Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 09:48:32 pm »

DONE.
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