I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart
Hello, Jack.
Haven't quite gotten around to seeing Fight Club yet, but hello nonetheless!
Hello! It's nice to meet you
Heya, Kloud! I've heard awful nice things 'bout you from my brother, so it's great to finally meet you c:
Hi welcome to Evionet! I'm Miku, hope you like it you here (:
Hallo, Miku! Wasn't aware there'd be a Vocaloid fan here, but it's a pleasant surprise, haha.
> Captain
> Jack
> penis rockets off of body
I'm Richie by the way. I uh- yeah.
Welcome
That's right! Ladies, gentlemen, aliens, timelords (my favorite), gather 'round if ya want a slice of the original Captain. /insert wink-wonking
And hello, Richie! Harkness was my original thought, but someone later pointed out that Sparrow also works quite well in my instance, so that's chill too pfft-
Hello, Jack. Welcome to the site.
I too have a name-related not-really-a-secret: Nobody calls me Korbis ;-;
So yeah, feel free to join the crowd and just call me Daniel
Well hey then, Daniel! I know how that feels, man. I'd totally call you Korbis if ya wanted.
Urhai
Hello, Cold! I'm removing the Captain from your name since I feel as though we can remove the honorifics since we both hold the same title.
Hello there, welcome!
Thank you, Atomica! And hello as well.
Captain Jack Harkness?
And hi Jackieee
Don't ruin my fun, "Jay." Call me Jack or I'm making you rewatch the SPN season finale with me and analyzing every damn second of it since we have frame-by-frame replay technology now (ʘ‿ʘ✿)