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Secret Santa-The Real Secret

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« on: December 23, 2013, 09:04:05 pm »

Today I had my own idea for the real story of Santa

Santa is a title passed down through a line of elves. It is given to the firstborn son of the last Santa. The title can only be given to an elf from the Claus line. Santa is essentially the high king of all elven kind.
Santa Claus isn't a toy maker, but is actually a source of incredible influence on all kinds of product innovations. In fact, the line of elves that have held the title of Santa have been responsible for most of the innovations in toys, video gaming, automation, entertainment technology, and multiple other forms of technology for the last millenium. Half of all elves live in the Northern regions of the world. Over the last century, the rest of the population has spread to the rest of the world, with a large concentration in Antarctica. The community of elves have been around for thousands of years, with a purpose of making life easier and more enjoyable for both themselves and humans. 95% of elves are dedicated to this purpose. All elven technology has been a year to a few decades ahead of human technology for centuries. Since the World Spread Act of 1818, elves have had a network of advanced communication throughout the world. Elves have kept in contact with the descendants of the man that discovered them and have helped secretly influence technology through them. Such men that have helped this influence are Steve Jobs, Ralph Baer, and Henry Ford.
Elves are actually a separate race of humans. They are much more like the elves described in fantasy like the Lord of the Rings and Dungeons & Dragons instead of the Christmas elves from many children's stories. The first contact between humans and elves was made in the first century B.C. by a man whose descendants have kept the secret to themselves ever since. They didn't discover the title of Santa until a century later. At the current era of the elven world, there were multiple Santas that were known for their exceptional compassion for both elves and humans. They were also known for their involvement in spreading the Christian faith in the first few centuries of its existence.
Some clergymen of the family that kept the elven secret decided in the fourth century A.D. to use the idea of Santa Claus and the elves to bring gifts to children in need. The elves originally saw the story spread by these men as a threat to their secrecy, but soon, the story became cluttered with myths added by both men of the secret-keeping family and of men outside the family. Eventually, the story was nothing like the reality, so the elven secret was safe.
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