Take out a bunch of loans and get all the credit cards I possibly could to round up as much money as possible, because funerals are expensive. Even cremation costs upwards of 2 grand, and I know my family doesn't have that so I'd do what I can to make my death not as bad.
And in murika youre family cant inherit your debts, despite what creditors would have you believe.
Well thats one good thing about murica o.o